1. iamnotdoingshittoday:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

    iamnotdoingshittoday:

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

    (via txlover)

    8 hours ago  /  27,057 notes  /  Source: reddit.com

  2. eva-boy:

The Real Thing

    eva-boy:

    The Real Thing

    (via ashle1)

    8 hours ago  /  2,160 notes  /  Source: eva-boy

  3. (via the-humdrum-gatsby)

    8 hours ago  /  1,003 notes  /  Source: thunderbolt

  4. starhill-sunnies:

well someoNE WAS LISTENING TO ME

    starhill-sunnies:

    well someoNE WAS LISTENING TO ME

    (via txlover)

    8 hours ago  /  1,042 notes  /  Source: starhill-sunnies

  5. hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

    hootaloo:

    hootaloo:

    bowrll:

    mortisreptus:

    fireskink:

    alltailnolegs:

    mcsprankles:

    idcsam:

    shadow-pop:

    whatisagorman:

    snakelet:

    this is 911 state your emergency

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    YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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    911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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    YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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    911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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    MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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    YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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    TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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    911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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    yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

    this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

    (via generalmookitty)

    12 hours ago  /  424,700 notes  /  Source: babylizard

  6. deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

    deliciouslyironicthrone:

    swagbat:

    there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

    While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

    (via generalmookitty)

    12 hours ago  /  59,740 notes  /  Source: swagbat

  7. tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

    purplehairedfraek:

    amozon28:

    m7angela:

    fallenark:

    ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

    what if i cut off your left leg

    would that make you stronger

    would it

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    this is a golden post

    (via fullmetal-walrus)

    12 hours ago  /  649,026 notes  /  Source: icelikelollies

  8. wrecked-anon:

    i like how hail hydra is quickly becoming a new, (somehow) nerdier rickroll.

    (via ashle1)

    12 hours ago  /  48 notes  /  Source: wrecked-anon

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    12 hours ago  /  24,063 notes  /  Source: disneyclub33

  10. batched:

    notsosilentwallflower:

    batched:

    knightlock:

    how much do boy/girlfriend cost

    at least 3 potato

    didn’t it use to be 2 potato

    the recession hit us hard

    (via generalmookitty)

    12 hours ago  /  227,944 notes  /  Source: knightlock

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  13. 4gifs:

Avenge me…

    4gifs:

    Avenge me…

    (via theimprobablegallifreyan)

    12 hours ago  /  206,728 notes  /  Source: ForGIFs.com

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    12 hours ago  /  174,011 notes  /  Source: officialfrenchtoast

  15. therailz:

    when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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    (via theimprobablegallifreyan)

    12 hours ago  /  13,211 notes  /  Source: therailz