1. did-you-kno:

When the very 1st episode of The Simpsons was aired, Walmart stores did not yet exist in the Northeast or the West Coast of the U.S.  Source

    did-you-kno:

    When the very 1st episode of The Simpsons was aired, Walmart stores did not yet exist in the Northeast or the West Coast of the U.S. Source

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  4. when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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  5. cooldogpics:

Logged the fuck in

    cooldogpics:

    Logged the fuck in

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  6. lemongrabvevo:

    When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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  7. callmeoutis:

    armorgan66:

    hints-of-sarcasm:

    There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

    I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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    thank you director fury

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  8. dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

    dear-monday:

    if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

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  9. assholeofday:

Kevin D. Williamson, Asshole of the Day for September 30, 2014
by TheDailyEdge (Follow @TheDailyEdge)
Imagine being so “pro-life” that you think a woman should face the death penalty for aborting a fetus. 
Imagine being so, so “pro-life” that “logically” you think the doctors and nurses who abort a fetus—even to save the of a mother—should face the death penalty, too.
Imagine having thought it through so much that, like National Review writer Kevin D. Williamson, you even have your preferred method of “pro-life” execution—hanging—already decided.
Worth noting: Williamson writes for a publication that likes to bill itself as: “America’s most widely read and influential magazine and web site for conservative news, commentary, and opinion.” Keep that in mind when you read the moronic Kevin D.Williamson-penned bullshit the National Review is now publishing.Williamson’s latest article was his attempt to respond to a Lena Dunham blog post encouraging women to vote. His piece, “Five Reasons Why You’re Too Dumb to Vote… (Reason 1: You get your politics for Lena Dunham)” prompted a quick backlash. Things started rolling downhill faster when Williamson began explaining his penis-based expertise to, among others, Charles Johnson of the blog Little Green Footballs on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/timelines/516292560310923264NOTE: Tea Party Cat and I hadn’t started Asshole of the Day back in 2012 when Williamson told women to vote for Mitt Romney because his male-producing sperm was superior to Barack Obama’s, which only produces girls.And Williamson lost out to Rush Limbaugh on August 13, despite calling a 9-year-old black boy a “primate” in another National Review piece.
That means this is his first, well-deserved appearance as Asshole of the Day.Full story: Talking Points Memo

    assholeofday:

    Kevin D. Williamson, Asshole of the Day for September 30, 2014

    by TheDailyEdge ()

    Imagine being so “pro-life” that you think a woman should face the death penalty for aborting a fetus. 

    Imagine being so, so “pro-life” that “logically” you think the doctors and nurses who abort a fetus—even to save the of a mother—should face the death penalty, too.

    Imagine having thought it through so much that, like National Review writer Kevin D. Williamson, you even have your preferred method of “pro-life” execution—hanging—already decided.

    Worth noting: Williamson writes for a publication that likes to bill itself as: “America’s most widely read and influential magazine and web site for conservative news, commentary, and opinion.” Keep that in mind when you read the moronic Kevin D.Williamson-penned bullshit the National Review is now publishing.

    Williamson’s latest article was his attempt to respond to a Lena Dunham blog post encouraging women to vote. His piece, “Five Reasons Why You’re Too Dumb to Vote… (Reason 1: You get your politics for Lena Dunham)” prompted a quick backlash. Things started rolling downhill faster when Williamson began explaining his penis-based expertise to, among others, Charles Johnson of the blog Little Green Footballs on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/timelines/516292560310923264

    NOTE: Tea Party Cat and I hadn’t started Asshole of the Day back in 2012 when Williamson told women to vote for Mitt Romney because his male-producing sperm was superior to Barack Obama’s, which only produces girls.

    And Williamson lost out to Rush Limbaugh on August 13, despite calling a 9-year-old black boy a “primate” in another National Review piece.

    That means this is his first, well-deserved appearance as Asshole of the Day.

    Full story: Talking Points Memo

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  11. m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

    m-ooonn:

    she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

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  12. did-you-kno:

Father Adelir Antônio won a “Double Darwin” Award in 2008: one for getting killed when he attached himself to 1,000 balloons as part of a fundraiser, and another for being a priest, because celibate priests don’t procreate. Source

    did-you-kno:

    Father Adelir Antônio won a “Double Darwin” Award in 2008: one for getting killed when he attached himself to 1,000 balloons as part of a fundraiser, and another for being a priest, because celibate priests don’t procreate. Source

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  13. okoenig:

    do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

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  14. daftpostpunk:

    my dying words better be “im going ghost”

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